Complaint: The Urban Outdoor Bluetooth Headset Wearer

Here's an idea: everyone should keep a roll of toilet paper on their belt, in case they need a wipe when they're not in the bathroom. We should also use turn signals when walking in hallways, just in case there's a traffic jam. If you want to be more descriptive, you should use sign language to enhance your coversation. The urban outdoor bluetooth headset wearer follows such logic, parading their mediocre technology on their ear when they will inevitably have to start screaming, cup both hands over their face, or switch to "rotary use" if they actually have anyone that wants to call them. The word's out, dudes... take it off.

* exempt: mail-couriers, FedEx employees, Ari Gold.

Salute: Wendy's Vanilla Frosty

FINALLY! It took you long enough, Wendy's. I have suffered silently for YEARS as I continually settled for watered-down chocolate frostys everytime I dined at the late Mr.Thomas' fine establishment. Don't get me wrong, it's served it's purpose, and a mildly delicious one at that, but lets be honest, it was slightly less mediocre than "You, Me & Dupree." We both know that the proletariat loves their choices. So, kudos for a step in the right direction. But keep exploring; fast-Food should be a democracy. I hope to one day live in a world where I can buy a combo meal that includes a Frescata, Sweet Potato Fries, a bottle of water, and a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frosty. And just so you know, even if I'm not saving any money, it makes me feel savvy if you tell me I can get it as a combo. Think Different. And please, for the love of God, bring back your Pitas.